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i hate when people with an outtie belly button are mean omg i will grab you by the umbilical cord and swing you in air
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When you put a new profile picture on facebook and everyone’s liking it
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They didn’t make it
SCREAMING
WHY
these people are so far divorced from the best interests of humanity it’s insane
An intruder breaks into my home and tries to use my smart toilet but they fail the anal print scan which switches the smart toilet into attack mode
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